i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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