hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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