ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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