I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize
