you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So vagazzling was a success
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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