Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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