he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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