it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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its like you know when i get waxed
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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