never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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