I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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