Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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