I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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