Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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