Sponge bath it is.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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