Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just puked most of my soul out..
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