normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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