return my video game
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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