Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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