Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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