I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
