ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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