why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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