i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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