yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
