Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
