I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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