Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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