nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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