thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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