is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just cropdusted the office
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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