Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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