You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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