"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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