I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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