It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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