I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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