Don't you send me to vm
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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