I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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