Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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