the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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