I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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