I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
and she was petting her beer can
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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