Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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