His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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