Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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