I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We're too hungover to prance.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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