Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
whose parrot is this?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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