Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Randomize
