You can't motorboat a personality
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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