you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You were trust falling into bushes
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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