We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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