Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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