Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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