So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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