Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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