How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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