Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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